December 2009
UHMM... HELL YES!!! ♥
gleeky:
fuckyeahwillandrachel:
heartheghosts:
GLEE creator Ryan Murphy has revealed to Billboard.com that the next installment of GLEE, beginning April 13, 2010 on Fox at 9pm, will feature a whole episode of original music. Says Murphy:”I’ve had a lot of calls from songwriters, to the point where it’s kind of embarrassing and ridiculous,” he says. “So we’re writing an episode called...
fuckyeahartieabrams:
Aww, poor Artie! Episode 106, Vitamin D.
she had to high-five her bb. nothing personal, artie.
Glee - 106, Vitamin D
fuckyeahjaymamays:
“Jayma Mays registered Emma’s devastation with just the slightest widening of those enormous eyes. In fact all the best non-singing moments in the episode were hers.”
-Mike Hale, NY Times
The Hanukkah Dragon Is Coming!
DAVE: Tis the season, Marisa!
MARISA: TIZ
DAVE: You know, a lot of people think that Jews don't have anything like Santa Claus.
MARISA: Not true?
DAVE: We have a Hanukkah dragon!
MARISA: Instead of bringing holiday cheer he brings holiday guilt!
DAVE: And fire!
MARISA: (and Nice Jewish Guys calendars)
DAVE: Lots of guilt, a little fire, and a few calendars. If you could talk to the Hanukkah dragon right now, what would you ask him for?
MARISA: "a pair of Louboutin shoes and a place to wear them!" (probably a quote from sex and the city 2, in theatres may 2010)
DAVE: Oh yeah, is it too soon to announce that we will be writing Sex and the City 3?
MARISA: no, I think this is the perfect time. We are experts because you have curly hair and I wear a bra.
DAVE: And together... we are… Sarah Jessica Parker
MARISA: Yes.
DAVE: Oh, and also we are gay icons. So, while we haven't gotten an OFFICIAL offer to write the 3rd movie in the SATC trilogy, I think we are more than qualified.
MARISA: Those movies write themselves: blah blah blah blow jobs blah blah blah kegels blah blah blah cosmos
DAVE: blablablablabla sailors blablablabla shoes blablabla new york blablabla botox. Did I do it right? I've never seen that show.
MARISA: I mean, yeah. I've seen every episode. You're totally a Miranda.
DAVE: You're totally the city that they have sex in.
MARISA: Happy Hanukkah, Dave. I hope the dragon doesn’t burn down your apartment.
DAVE: Me too! That’s where I keep my stuff!
GUESTBREAKER: You like Nickelback.
dealbreaker:
If you feel like the songs “Photograph” or “Savin’ Me” relate to you on an emotional level I never want to relate to you on an emotional level, or any level for that matter.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kristina.
psychobabble23:
Nickel Creek- Jealous of the...
